sometimes you just need to lay on the floor and do nothing for three years
theirye’re*
You can literally just smell the Reddit on some boys
i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow
happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween
what if instead of laughing we just screamed “HUMOR” when we thought something was funny
theirye’re*
parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager
remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid
idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can
rude
sitcom where people gradually get killed off and their spot in the opening title theme is replaced with dead silence
once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’
then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’